Love horoscope for September 2016: Discover what's expecting you at the very end of summer and beginning of the fall on the...
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1. While you are kissing him, you:
a. have a feeling it's different every time.
b. are completely relaxed– as if the peace in the Middle East has finally been reached
c. are on the verge of bursting into laughter?
2. How do you usually spend your evening together?
a. Before or after his message 'Are you up for', followed by nine emoticons of all shades of love?
b. Going through what happened during the day, followed by an episode of the True Detective.
c. Staring at Pinterest. Actually, that's me. He's probably on Pornhub.
3. Your sex life looks like:
a. John Mayer and Katy Perry's: fickle and fiery.
b. Mila Kunis and Ashton Kutcher's: reliable and relatively common.
c. Olivia Pope and a huge glass of wine: What sex life?
4. The best thing about him:
a. During sex he's always telling me how hot I am. And his abs.
b. He makes a killer pizza ... or that he pleases me in bed in any way I like? Difficult decision.
c. He's willing to buy me tampons when I ask him.
5. What does your best friend think about him?
a. She calls him 'pretentious jerk', but she doesn't know him well, so she has no idea.
b. After an extra white wine she says that he's my soul mate.
c. Each time I ask, she changes the subject. Weird.
Result
Mostly A answers
GHOST BOYFRIEND
Now you see him, now you don't. He comes and goes from your life (from different, let's call them, parts) as he likes. Maybe you think that you are soul mates, but that's only because he disappears so often that you hardly know what he's like. Note: The right one is mostly always in the mood to spend time together.
Mostly B answers
SOLID AS A ROCK
The two of you have been sailing peacefully for some time now. He is devoted to your relationship and could easily be what Phoebe Buffay says, your lobster. But don't forget, a dose of romance is also necessary - something like going out to the latest hit restaurant and/ or sex that lasts longer than 15 minutes.
Mostly C answers
MISTER TEMPORARY
Deep down you are aware that this is not it when it comes to this guy, but the very thought of the cruel solitude terrifies you. You know what's even scarier? When you play it safe with the wrong guy, all the way to the altar and then become a desperate housewife who cheats on her husband with the handsome Right guy. Gather the courage for the break-up, your endlessly fun life without obligations awaits you.
