Funny horoscope: What would it look like if 12 people of different zodiac signs lived together?

While Capricorn turns off the water heater and order to save the energy, Libra and Leo are fighting over a mirror.
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At the same time, Virgo makes fresh juice, Gemini is trying to find something he's lost, and Pisces sleep.

This is a funny presentation of how a morning would look like if all 12 signs of the Zodiac lived together in the same apartment.

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6:00: Virgo gets up and cleans the bathroom before taking a shower. After brushing his/her teeth, s/he puts the toothbrush in a sterile bag and away from others.

6:15: Capricorn gets up and turns the water heater off, off-peak electricity period is over.

6:20: Aquarius goes for a morning jogging.

Funny horoscope: What would it look like if 12 people of different zodiac signs lived together?

6:30: Libra and  Leo are in front of a mirror fighting for a moisturizer and a hair gel.

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6:40: Taurus eats a chocolate spread with a soup spoon.

6:45:  Sagittarius gets up and turns the water heater on.

7:00:  Cancer makes sandwiches while a Virgo makes fresh fruit juice. A Gemini is still in bed, checking his e-mail, Facebook, Tweeter and Instagram on his smartphone.

7:05:  Scorpio is trying to break the bathroom door- a Libra gets out, mortally offended, with his toiletry bag in hands.

7:10:  Aries gets up and turns the stop-watch on.

7:11  Aries is waving from the stairs, showered and dressed. Turns the stop-watch off.

7:15: Taurus is scraping the bottom of the jar with a spoon. The chocolate spread is out.

7:20: Libra and Leo have a fight again in front of a mirror. The last check on their looks before they go out.

7:30: Aquarius is taking a cold shower; Capricorn has turned the heater off again.

7:40: Everybody leaves.

7:45: Gemini is coming back; he's forgotten one of his three cell phones.

7:50: Gemini is coming back again, he's forgotten his wallet.

8:00: Pisces gets up and realizes that s/he is locked in and hasn't got the key.

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