Take the test and find out if you are ever going to get married

Take the simple test and find out when you will get married...

1. When you want to draw attention to yourself:

a) I go to a store and arrogantly throw dollars on a bunch of Louis Vuitton wardrobe

b) I study and impress people with my brains

c) I go out with my charisma and they have no choice but to notice me

2. With a man I first notice:

a) eyes (even when he's not ugly)

b) an extract from the cadastre

c) shoes, watch and belt. If these are white, I give him my gay friend's phone number.

3. On the first date I say

a) that I am looking for a husband and that I want to have four kids

b) 'I want a fur coat.'

c) I usually say nothing and flash my eyelashes because men like stupid women.

4. If I find out that the man I like is married:

a) I give up, cry to my friends, yell that all the men are the same and that the next man will pay for all.

b) do whatever I can to make him get a divorce. Whole countries fell apart, so why wouldn't a lousy marriage?

c) So what! I'm married too.

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5. My favorite number is:

a) 2

b) 7

c) 1000

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6. Sex is:

a) What the brightest star is to the Moon, that's what satisfaction in bed is to me.

b) I just want to get married, I know who will do that part.

c) If he doesn't do too well, he will look at me as if I were the God.

7. Are you prone to cheating?

a) I would rather say curious and adventurous spirit.

b) OMG, I can't even find a boyfriend, let alone a lover!

c) My man is the only one for me, and as for him, he can do whatever he wants.

8. Hobby?

a) I have a doll collection. Blow up ones.

b) I don't have time for a hobby, I'm too busy spying on my boyfriend.

 c) handy crafts.

9. Do you want children?

a) Sure, I need to have someone I will turn against my husband when he cheats on me.

b) I'm more up for the adoption of a 20-year-old mongrel.

c) #’%$&=?*?*/0!#”@

10. Why do you want to get married?

a) Because it is socially acceptable. What good are two PhDs I have, career, success and the fact that I am happy, if everyone's feeling sorry for me because I'm a loser who failed to get married. 

b) We misunderstood. I don't want a husband for myself, to get married.  I want to find someone else's husband!

c) Because I need someone who is legally obliged to listen to me talk.

TAKE THE SIMPLE TEST AND FIND OUT WHEN YOU WILL GET MARRIED

Take the test and find out if you are ever going to get married
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