1. When you want to draw attention to yourself:
a) I go to a store and arrogantly throw dollars on a bunch of Louis Vuitton wardrobe
b) I study and impress people with my brains
c) I go out with my charisma and they have no choice but to notice me
2. With a man I first notice:
a) eyes (even when he's not ugly)
b) an extract from the cadastre
c) shoes, watch and belt. If these are white, I give him my gay friend's phone number.
3. On the first date I say
a) that I am looking for a husband and that I want to have four kids
b) 'I want a fur coat.'
c) I usually say nothing and flash my eyelashes because men like stupid women.
4. If I find out that the man I like is married:
a) I give up, cry to my friends, yell that all the men are the same and that the next man will pay for all.
b) do whatever I can to make him get a divorce. Whole countries fell apart, so why wouldn't a lousy marriage?
c) So what! I'm married too.
5. My favorite number is:
6. Sex is:
a) What the brightest star is to the Moon, that's what satisfaction in bed is to me.
b) I just want to get married, I know who will do that part.
c) If he doesn't do too well, he will look at me as if I were the God.
7. Are you prone to cheating?
a) I would rather say curious and adventurous spirit.
b) OMG, I can't even find a boyfriend, let alone a lover!
c) My man is the only one for me, and as for him, he can do whatever he wants.
a) I have a doll collection. Blow up ones.
b) I don't have time for a hobby, I'm too busy spying on my boyfriend.
c) handy crafts.
9. Do you want children?
a) Sure, I need to have someone I will turn against my husband when he cheats on me.
b) I'm more up for the adoption of a 20-year-old mongrel.
10. Why do you want to get married?
a) Because it is socially acceptable. What good are two PhDs I have, career, success and the fact that I am happy, if everyone's feeling sorry for me because I'm a loser who failed to get married.
b) We misunderstood. I don't want a husband for myself, to get married. I want to find someone else's husband!
c) Because I need someone who is legally obliged to listen to me talk.