HOROSCOPE: What are you like in a uniform and why do you suffer from insomnia

HOROSCOPE 3 in 1: If you are constantly looking for answers to important questions in life in the horoscope, maybe it's time to have a little laugh...

 Read what the stars say about somewhat lighter topics.

ARIES

What are you like in a uniform?

Perfect Soldier: ironed uniform, shiny shoes, impeccable behavior, superiors represent you as an example to others. In a couple of months you will become a deserter because you were not promoted to a higher rank and you have no one to shout at.

Why do you suffer from insomnia?

Aries believe that sleeping is too easy and he's challenging himself to see whether he can stay awake all night.

How many Aries it takes to change a light bulb?

Just one, but it takes a lot of light bulbs, because the Aries are clumsy and rough and they break everything that comes their way.

TAURUS

What are you like in a uniform?

The officer who doubts everything and everyone and trusts no one. That's why he's seriously thinking to patent the pocket lie detector and he would test it on his own mother by asking her whether she loves him or his brother more.

Why do you suffer from insomnia?

Taurus can't sleep because he forgot to take out his silk bed linen from the washing machine.

How many Taurus it takes to change a light bulb?

None. The Taurus don't like change because their favorite activities are eating and resting.

GEMINI

What are you like in a uniform?

It is easier to get him into a uniform, than the command line. If he is in the Army, he usually ends up in military court because his gun was stolen while he was sleeping at the guard position. If he's a police officer, he will have a disciplinary hearing because he forgot where he left the company car.

Why do you suffer from insomnia?

Gemini is simply not tired.

How many Gemini it takes to change a light bulb?

HOROSCOPE: What are you like in a uniform, why do you suffer from insomnia and can you change a light bulb

Two, of course. It will last the whole weekend, but when they are done, the light bulb will clean the house, speak French and shine whatever color you want ... How do you like that, huh?

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CANCER

What are you like in a uniform?

He doesn't look like a cop, doesn't talk like a cop, and has excellent results in resolving different cases. This is because he gets advice from his secret accomplice, the crystal ball, which he hides in the last drawer of his desk.

Why do you suffer from insomnia?

Cancer worries how his loved ones sleep.

How many Cancers it takes to change a light bulb?

Only one, but it will take him three years of emotional therapy to work through the loss of the previous lamp.

LEO

What are you like in a uniform?

The policeman who stops a car with a pretty female driver, and she manages to convince him to forgive her and not give her speeding ticket with a flattering, and also gives him her phone number. When at the end of the day he calls the number, only after his third call they somehow manage to convince him that he got a veterinary clinic.

Why do you suffer from insomnia?

Leo thinks about himself and his actions.

How many Leos it takes to change a light bulb?

'What? What do you mean? Leo doesn't change light bulbs' ... He will look for the light of some other bulbs to illuminate the stage as his fans applaud.

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HOROSCOPE: What are you like in a uniform, why do you suffer from insomnia and can you change a light bulb