Horoscope: What are women like when they make love

Pretty funny horoscope about how women behave while making love written by men. Is there any truth in this, see for yourself.

 Even if you don't find yourself in these descriptions, this funny astro evaluation will definitely amuse you.

Aries

Woman Aries are rude and provoke directly.  Don't let her lead the game. Undress her with your look, pull her and throw her on the bed. The act alone must be full of explosions and passion, but don't overdo it, because women Aries don't like experiments and exhibitionism. And remember that they don't like it to take long, because they are very impatient. As soon as she is pleased, she gets out of bed. Aries woman definitely has temper issues and gets dressed most quickly.

Taurus

Ladies born in the sign of Taurus are very sensitive, so you have to be gentle and patient while trying to win her. Look at them enthusiastically and don't be hasty in attempts to take her to bed, and she can pay for your patience later when you manage to get her there. To make sure things end up by going to bed, invite her to a romantic dinner. If you are going to see her, don't show up at the door without a bouquet of flowers and a bottle of expensive wine. You need to prepare her for making love because for her there can be nothing in a hurry. The man must know the order - she likes seduction and foreplay. After the act, she will cuddle for a while. 

Gemini

With the woman in the sign of Gemini, you can make love on the phone, in the car, even while you're talking. She doesn't care about expensive gifts, you just need to have a good story. Remember: she will be with you as long as she finds you interesting. So, start a conversation that will awaken her curiosity, and if you notice that she absorbs every word you say, quickly go to erotic stories. When you notice that her eyes glow, openly propose going to bed. Warning: she may easily lose interest completely after making love. She will leave quickly, as if nothing had happened.

Cancer

Women Cancers are relaxed, they love acting, pretend to be naive and unprotected, and they ask for solid evidence of love. Their problem appears if you only wanted her for a one-night stand. Even if you manage to seduce her quickly, you can count that she's already into you and expects to continue this relationship. Remember that with her you may not even try to make love in a public place, because she will immediately disappear.

See also: TWO SMALL WORDS FOR GREAT LOVE: IF YOU ARE USING THEM, YOUR RELATIONSHIP IS SUCCESSFUL

Leo

Leo will cause you the most trouble. It may happen that after many attempts you get nothing and only make a fool out of yourself. Remember: she has a rule that you are there for her, and not the other way around. Everything, therefore, must begin with flattering that her beauty warms your eyes. She will, full of herself, look you from head to toe in order to assess your financial status.

Horoscope: What are women like when they make love

Virgo

Virgos take a lot of patience because for them it is very difficult to relax. You need to learn her how to do it. Don't let her start cleaning the house, because she will come back 'next year', and your dreams will only stay dreams! You have to find a way to occupy her attention, and to look cool while doing it. And another thing, you need to take care of hygiene strictly, don't even think about touching her if you haven't had a shower.

Libra

A little nuisance Libra loves courting, politeness, perfumes, small presents ...  she will accept to go to bed without problems, but don't think that you can be rough or perverse with her in erotic games. She won't look for a deeper relationship because she loves adventure and new challenges.

Scorpio

Caution! When it comes to making love, if you are not ready to give your maximum, run away from Scorpio woman. This is the type of woman with whom you will be quarreling, maybe fighting, cry, and then go to bed and experience passion. She gets excited by dramatic situations, and if you're a sissy, you don't stand a chance with her. You don't need to seduce her, nor talk her into anything, because she will drag you to bed herself, if she wants to.

Sagittarius

She loves passionate nights in bed, risk and impossible situations. She goes for things that are unthinkable to other women. With her you can speak openly, and if she feels like it she will simply say :'Come on!'' She will make love to you in a park, in a public place, in the elevator, at any occasion at any place. 

Capricorn

She longs for protection and affection, both in life and in sex. She is shy, but when you encourage her a little and when she starts trusting you, the way to her bedroom is open.

See also: WORST HABITS OF HOROSCOPE SIGNS: ARIES ALWAYS WANT THE OPPOSITE, NEGLIGENT SAGITTARIUS IS VERY INCONSISTENT, AND GEMINI GIVES UP ON ANYTHING THAT DOESN'T HOLD HIS ATTENTION

Aquarius

She likes to be approached in an unusual and original way. She knows exactly what she wants, and in bed she takes the initiative straight away. There are no deep emotions, everything is on an intellectual basis, so you have to be straightforward- tell her exactly what you want and how you want it.

Pisces

This is a person you must not insult because she is sometimes too sensitive. She loves making love and foreplay, both rough and gentle, with her you never know what you can expect, so going to bed with her is definitely never boring. Since they are very imaginative they can be quite creative in love games.

www.horoscope-daily-free.net

Horoscope: What are women like when they make love
.