Horoscope: What are women like when they make love

Pretty funny horoscope about how women behave while making love written by men. Is there any truth in this, see for yourself.

 Even if you don't find yourself in these descriptions, this funny astro evaluation will definitely amuse you.

Aries

Woman Aries are rude and provoke directly.  Don't let her lead the game. Undress her with your look, pull her and throw her on the bed. The act alone must be full of explosions and passion, but don't overdo it, because women Aries don't like experiments and exhibitionism. And remember that they don't like it to take long, because they are very impatient. As soon as she is pleased, she gets out of bed. Aries woman definitely has temper issues and gets dressed most quickly.

Taurus

Ladies born in the sign of Taurus are very sensitive, so you have to be gentle and patient while trying to win her. Look at them enthusiastically and don't be hasty in attempts to take her to bed, and she can pay for your patience later when you manage to get her there. To make sure things end up by going to bed, invite her to a romantic dinner. If you are going to see her, don't show up at the door without a bouquet of flowers and a bottle of expensive wine. You need to prepare her for making love because for her there can be nothing in a hurry. The man must know the order - she likes seduction and foreplay. After the act, she will cuddle for a while. 

Gemini

With the woman in the sign of Gemini, you can make love on the phone, in the car, even while you're talking. She doesn't care about expensive gifts, you just need to have a good story. Remember: she will be with you as long as she finds you interesting. So, start a conversation that will awaken her curiosity, and if you notice that she absorbs every word you say, quickly go to erotic stories. When you notice that her eyes glow, openly propose going to bed. Warning: she may easily lose interest completely after making love. She will leave quickly, as if nothing had happened.

Horoscope: What are women like when they make love

Cancer

Women Cancers are relaxed, they love acting, pretend to be naive and unprotected, and they ask for solid evidence of love. Their problem appears if you only wanted her for a one-night stand. Even if you manage to seduce her quickly, you can count that she's already into you and expects to continue this relationship. Remember that with her you may not even try to make love in a public place, because she will immediately disappear.

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Leo

Leo will cause you the most trouble. It may happen that after many attempts you get nothing and only make a fool out of yourself. Remember: she has a rule that you are there for her, and not the other way around. Everything, therefore, must begin with flattering that her beauty warms your eyes. She will, full of herself, look you from head to toe in order to assess your financial status.

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Horoscope: What are women like when they make love